Big Head and Big Arms

For those of you who paid attention in your junior high history class, you may have learned there are fifty different states in the United States.  Shocking to some, but being a 'lifer' from West Virginia, one would be a surprised how many times people have to be corrected that you are not from the western part of Virginia.  Puzzling to many how this may have occurred, but the state has been around since 1863.  I lived the majority of my life in northern West Virginia, but in the past year have resided in southern West Virginia.  To paint a picture for those not familiar or still scratching their head wondering why I keep discussing Virginia, when you have been driving on a road and said you feel like you are going to drive off the end of the earth that is where i live.  I would place a googlemaps link, but all you would see are trees.  Describing where I work is going to the end of the earth, falling off, and keep going.  If any of you have ever driven on Route 3, I give you props, and for those who have not, save a trip to the theme park and do a road trip in the winter time down Route 3.

Now, it is only right that we lay down the ground rules for this blog.  There really are no rules other than I have the last word, and this is a PG13 site.  For those of you who would like to leave inappropriate comments or videos, I suggest looking elsewhere because I am here to entertain and make you raise your eyebrows.  Also, I should note that names will not be used unless you do something worthy of taking abuse from the cubicle nation.  With that out of the way, let us get down to business.

I could bore you with the same old story, but once again it is all about entertainment and raising eyebrows.  Recently, I busted out my Nintendo 64 which I must say is the best system of all time due to probably the best game of all time James Bond Goldeneye.  Now I grew up on the original Atari (which of course I still have) and the original Nintendo and have played and/or owned every system since, but lets face it, Goldeneye changed the way gamers play video games.  For all of you who play first player shooting games, you can give your props to Rare.  Of course there are the few of you out there that have absolutely no idea what in the world I am talking about, but those of you who know what I am referring to know you have hidden in the ceiling in the bathroom to secure a win more than once.  You may also have played countless hours to unlock the big head and big arms.  Now, if you made it this far and weren't turned away by the title, you definitely are nodding your head saying I spent most of my late 90's or may have changed your major after spending an entire semester on the multiplayer which of course will remain nameless.  Either way, video games have come a long way since then and for my older fans, your kids ask you to get them the newest PS3 for Christmas and by the end it looks like this.   We have come a long way from Pong to some of the most popular game titles of today.

Bottom line: Bring back the big head and big arms.

James Bond Goldeneye

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