Many of you are probably thinking (now that I actually know people read the blog!) great he is going to make us sit here and read about guys who ran the country hundreds of years ago. Sorry guys and gals not going to be the case. These people however are rulers of the U.S. at some point in time through the Hollywood scene. The first and probably one of the best presidents of all time was Chris Rock in Head of State. Mainly known for his stand up comedy, Chris Rock would definitely be an entertaining character and presidential figure to wine and dine with. Of course with the way things are right now, Chris would only have one thing to say, "That ain't right!."
Next would be the man we know as Indiana Jones. I am pretty sure Harrison Ford needs no introduction and listing his many accomplishments would take more time than I care to write. I know ladies eat your heart out, but I think after watching Air Force One and seeing what Harrison does to the terrorists, that will be the last time they mess with our country. Pretty sure our country wouldn't be fighting terrorism today if copies of Air Force One were sent to the Mideast and Harrison Ford took the realm. Sitting next to Mr. Ford would be none other than Michael Douglas. Just about every man was scared (insert choice word here) when Fatal Attraction came out in theaters, but eight years later and many hits later he gave us another blockbuster hit in The American President. Michael Douglas has done both entertained and frightened us with his movies which are all very important in my book on being an American President. He also deserves a place at my table because of the movie with Wall Street because I know we would not be in this crisis if he were sitting in the Oval Office. Also, this would free up a Cabinet position for Charlie Sheen and we know what a smart guy he truly is.
The last and definitely not least of Presidents sitting at my table would be the Governator Arnold. Yes, I am well aware he never actually played as a President in a movie nor is he able to actually run for President in real life, but lets face it, he would if he could. Really the only reason I would want him to sit at the table is because I used to love to do quotes from Kindergarten Cop. I am pretty sure Chris Rock would keep repeating, 'It's not a tumor' and I would keep saying, 'Get out of the building.' Not sure if we could actually get these four gentlemen together seeing the Governator is currently trying to secure the budget by taking pennies from the tray for everyone.
On another note, I have decided that I will not implore the cube nation to take action against Brittany's current boyfriend despite my lack of enthusiasm for her current facebook status. I have been trying to think of several ways for this "meeting" so to speak between us to occur, but due to lack of knowledge of her current whereabouts I don't want to lead my readers to believe to take vengeance against Mr. Rottman for us to be together. However, I have come up with a solution for those who really are looking for something to do besides update your facebook status every hour. I know our potential meeting could occur on March 4th in Tampa. Despite my own lack of things to do, I have concluded a potential prank/late Valentine's Day gift to yours truly would be to join every facebook group with Brittany's name on it and telling her about why we are meant to be. A little cliche, but I promise to my loyal readers if we can persuade a rendezvous in Tampa, I will not only post all pictures, but beg and plead that she do a guest blog. This is a long shot, but one can hope anyways. I did want to mention as well being the slacker that I am with this blog, but if you have any cool videos, links, or discussion topics you would like me to discuss on here you can email me at KylesBottomLine@yahoo.com. I make no promises of anything being posted, but if your information is selected I will give you a shout out as well. And if anyone has a better counter or can make banners, let me know so we can make the blog look a little more 21st Century.
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