It was brought to my attention however that some of you felt a little threatened and may need to make an anti-blog to mine. I have to laugh to the thought of going this far to outdo my randomness, but if you really feel the need go right ahead. For my faithful cubies who are unaware of this battle for the changing of the guard, but I will point out after they read a few of the entries these "gentlemen" have well-received my viewpoints. Expect to see comments at the bottom in the future. Just saying.
I had two blogs in mind to write one was a rather particular incident that occurred last week which I will say may have trumped any experience I have had before including this one. Normally, I would have no problem discussing any topic with my faithful readers, but after discussing it with my friend we determined for superstitious reasons (or maybe fear of backlash) it would not be wise to discuss. Not saying I am superstitious because I am not really but I have no intentions of jinxing myself or changing my fortunes in any way. Let's just say I am keeping an eye on the situation. Still wondering what I am referring to, just ask me individually and I will tell you the gist.
Unquestionably we live in a world that is constantly relying on the internet. I for one am not a super huge fan, but let's face it, I work for a tech company and like it or not I better know what I am doing. It's the way things are and we heavily rely on computers. I for one can't say I am a wiz at computers, and am more likely to have this happen on a daily basis. Not saying I screw up my TPS reports or anything, but I do the basics and that's all I am asked to do (remember I am a business minded guy). Now I still do my streaking (no pun intended) because I want to win a million dollars (face it who doesn't), and I like the other millions of people have to check my facebook page multiple times a day. Now I will be the first to admit that I have no explanation as to why I check it more than once because a) I never really update what I am doing very often b) unless you post something to me first, chances are I won't write on your wall (feel special if I do if it's not trash talk) and c) I don't use any applications besides posting pictures. One might ask why don't you just make a myspace page or something instead and I honestly have no answer to that other than when myspace came out there were all the child pedifiers (spelling?) trying to chat with young children and yea I am not sure why. Anyways, facebook is what I use and I apologize if I don't send you something for your garden or buy you a drink on there. Not my style never will be.
I have mentioned before and I am to lazy to go find it to link but you can go back and read it that there are not many blogs I follow but I do follow Mark Titus' blog. If you don't know who he is nor do you care he is this guy who never plays for Ohio State's basketball team and writes about life riding the pine. Well, as of today which I must say had me laughing pretty hard was that Mr. Titus announced in a previous entry that he was entering the NBA draft as a joke. If you follow his blog you know its a joke, but today I come to find out on his blog he was asked by the Athletic Director to take his name out because the NBA had called and told him he should not enter. This is the first time I have ever heard of this and I will be honest most of the stuff he writes I find hard to believe. Then this popped up, and I had to read it twice. Until it appears on Yahoo news I don't find it factual. Well this article did and now I believe it. Say what you will, the NBA has lost all credibility with me because they now focus their attention on keeping guys who never play to declare for the draft than the other millions of problems they currently face.
Bottom Line: If the benchwarmer wants to ride the pine on the next level, let him ride.
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A couple days ago I came to a fork in the road on whether or not I should start Anti-Blogging Kyle’s important information, truths, and hilarious humor.
ReplyDeleteI chose the road less taken and decided that someone had to be that guy to Anti-Blog Kyle and that someone was me. Just in that moment when I thought I would be alone in this quest to Anti-Blog Kyle a miracle happened I found another….His name was B Dogg. Together on this quest to destroy KylesBottomLine we formed an alliance of Epic proportions. So to this we begin on this Legen…wait for it..Dary mission to make Kyle’s Blog the scene of Chaos and Confusion.
Although this is a new development is not known to anyone it has been made aware that Kyle might know about this upcoming Blog from us. I had to chuckle at the idea that Kyle thinks we are will to take it to the distance of taking a one step up on his unpatterneristicness,
But screw Kyle’s thought on this I am going to do it anyways. For his loyal cubical buddies who do not know the upcoming war for outdoing Kyle, although after reading a few of his Blogs we have learned Kyle’s view points are well Anti-Awesome. Verbally Speaking.
I give the people what they want. They want me to talk about crap then I literally talk about crap. As for hating on my AWESOME viewpoints, well good luck because I own the site and therefore I make the rules.
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